He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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