Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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