Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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