Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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