areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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