that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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