she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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