why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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