so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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