You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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