C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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