Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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