Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
