I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dignity is for republicans.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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