To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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