with your own penis?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
