How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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