I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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