its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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