Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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