Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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