my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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