that's an acceptable place to lick
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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