I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Randomize
