I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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