So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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