Christians are straight up FREAKS
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Two words: blizzard sex
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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