If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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