So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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