I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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