sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
