Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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