is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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