I need help removing her.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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