How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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