Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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