Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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