Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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