oh god the rape fog is back!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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