Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
