I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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