Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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