I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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