Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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