Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Need sex. Gaining weight.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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