Sponge bath it is.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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