And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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