Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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