Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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