VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Farmville is her only friend.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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